(Source: teenagenicks)



it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)


What is ‘nudes’ someone show me



do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass



livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

I have a free house and I think all the cool tumblr people should come drink with me, ok cool.

Anonymous asked:
Hows the holiday going?

Lovely thanks! Just gotten off of a boat after sailing for a week and I get home tomorrow :) I miss my bed aha!

Anonymous asked:
Ah now, Im certain you'll be missed! Are you just starting first year again or are you going into second year of a similar course? you'll certainly ind a job over there, half of Ireland are probably over there working at this stage :p

Ah I dunno! I have to apply in the next few weeks and the unis will decide whether I can go straight into second year or not. I hope I can just transfer though! Hopefully considering the restaurant I was working in here had just closed for 6 weeks, so I’ll be broke by the time I leave! :(

Anonymous asked:
Well being pale isn't that bad either :p (I'm the same, burnt straight away usually). Oh no! don't leave us, the country won't be the same without you! How do you feeling about moving back?

Haha pale people problems, aye? Ah I’m sure Ireland won’t even know I’m gone! I’m very excited. A little anxious about uni and finding a job but I’m happy :)

Anonymous asked:
Ya its been sunny the last two days, I got a 99 yesterday! Well you'll have a great tan by the end of your holiday anyways. Aw no, when are you leaving?

Aw lovely! Aha I’m the palest person ever, I wont have a tan unfortunately. September 17th :) I think the last few weeks will fly though!